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About Digital Art / Professional Member Patrick Samson.23/United States Groups :iconda-german-shepherds: dA-german-shepherds
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Do not send me any of your shitty chain messages. I do not care how real they sound to you, but they are nothing but a bunch of bullshit.
Stop sending them, nothing awful will happened to you if you refuse to send them to someone else.
You are not going to die, nothing bad will happened to you, you won't get any new friends, you won't find a lover one here on dA. Seriously, it's not so hard to waste four seconds of your life by flagging that crap as spam and forget about it. He already lost several minutes of his life by ruining someones page with that shit!
Life is one, and it doesn't deserve to be wasted on stupid things.
If you block-reply and/or continuously spam on my account, you will be blocked.
How many bitches I block by now? 75
:bulletred: Note that if you use an alternate account to contact me after your main account or some other alternate account has been blocked, I will not hesitate in reporting you to the Help Desk for evading my block.

I will flag your comments as spam if I see them worthy of being flagged, and yes, I do have my reasons as well.

I am aware that you may not like what I do like and may not support everything that I support, but be aware that I may not like what you do like and may not support everything that you do support.

And... No. I'm not a 4chan user or whatever that means. Stop bothering Me with that.
I think it was about time to start posting my stuff here. :paranoid:
Loopy Dance by BurgerBunny I'm not some special artist, but I'm pretty much popular when it comes to expressing different opinions.
Darkwing Duck by mariomaster88Mickey Waiting by mariomaster88Superman by mariomaster88
:earth: Inspirations. Love them, obey them, just don't steal them.:earth: :iconrapefaceplz:

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A couple of thing I like. :hug: I'm not requesting from anyone to buy this for me. Thank You! :dummy:



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Patrick Samson.
Artist | Professional | Digital Art
United States
Photo was done by amazing thekidKaos Go ahead! Check out his gallery, You will puke rainbow when you see his style. :iconbruce-motherofgodplz:
police lights red blue pictures, backgrounds and images

Art thieves, beware your worse nightmares has arrived and they will hunt you down:
Worse singer ever: :stare: :iconjustinbieberplz:
Best singer ever! :#1: :iconthrillerplz:
Current Residence: Under Your Brain.:iconbrainplz:
deviantWEAR sizing preference: The one I wear.
Print preference: A paper?:iconpaperplz::pencil:
Favorite genre of music: Anything but Yours. :cd:
Favorite photographer: Photo-camera.:camera:
Favorite style of art: Everything, but I most prefer ORIGINALITY! :iconimseriousplz:
Operating System: Windows 7 Professional, if we can call it an operative system. :| I miss my old Windows NT/XP 2000 :windows:
MP3 player of choice: None of that shit! Hi-Fi or nothing! :stereo::music:
Shell of choice: Avast. :iconavastplz:
Wallpaper of choice: Windows.:windows:
Skin of choice: Man, that is such a racist question!!:iconthatsracistplz:
Favorite cartoon character: Mr Bean, :iconmrbeanplz: Benny Hill, Charlie Chaplin, :iconcharliechaplinplz: Donald Duck. :icondonaldduckplz:
Personal Quote: None of your business. :|
Now all aboard!!! In the fail boat. :icongtfoplz:

Oh you hate me? Please leave a message with my secretary and I'll get back with you soon!

NO SELF-ADVERTISING PLEASE. by World-Hero21You most likely deserved it then. by World-Hero21I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR EXCUSE IS. by World-Hero21I can't take you seriously if you use insults. by World-Hero21
More shit to come:

If I don't respond to your comment, then it's either because I can't think of a reply, it's not worth my time, or because it's worth my time and I'm not replying to it so that it will stay in my inbox and I will not wonder if I've replied to it or not.

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ShiftyInfinity Featured By Owner 1 hour ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Milo, like stamps?
HateFlash Featured By Owner 6 hours ago
Hi Patrick,
check out his tumblr, he's talking about you.
You're a star now ;)

Also, read his journal if you wanna have a good laugh :D…
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Nylten Featured By Owner 17 hours ago  Student General Artist
"Oh you hate me? Please leave a message with my secretary and I'll get back with you soon!"

I hate you. 

Capture by Nylten  
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Leftyfish04 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  New member Student General Artist
It's good to see somebody standing up to the twisted icons of the era. Your an inspiration.
CardChampion Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New member
Well done.
MarkProductions Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks a lot for the fave! You could +watch me if you like my art?
Anyway, thank you! Have a llama badge and have a nice day I am a dummy!
LassieTheArtist Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the faves, love! :iconnewhugplz:
Zucca-Xerfantes Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I've a question.... what's your opinion of :iconfiskefyren:?

If you objectively gauge his conduct even from an atheistic stance, does his conduct appear at all to be within reason?
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ShiftyInfinity Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You ok?
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cjnx Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015
What happened to the fight4justice group daddy?
Idera Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sir... you get a watch.. thank you for helping me ; u ; :iconaawplz:
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Kaizellea Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015
Oh god, just saw the "Valentine" you got. Hopefully, the cunt will get banend
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Koranazhi-Efenekova Featured By Owner Edited Feb 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Your icon is amazing. :worship:
And omg you like Phil Collins, Billy Idol and Billy Joel too :faint:
ShiftyInfinity Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Someone reported f4j and got it shut down
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JustThatNerdyOne Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
hello i'm watching you because you're cool
MrRocket50 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
It's just my imagination, or the webcam on profiles are gone? :(
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YugiohFreakster Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Disabled comments, lol. Did someone make you butt-hurt? :'D
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WoodLily Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
Hey what's up?
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BlondeHaired Featured By Owner Edited Dec 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I doubt you've ever been laid
to busy jacking off to sonic for any girls to ever like you? lol
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